1 00:00:00,278 --> 00:00:03,683 Sometimes moving on takes a lot longer than you would like. 2 00:00:03,786 --> 00:00:04,952 This house is perfect. 3 00:00:04,954 --> 00:00:06,120 It's two bedrooms. 4 00:00:06,122 --> 00:00:07,287 It's in Abby's school district. 5 00:00:07,289 --> 00:00:09,823 - It's got a big backyard. - Hmm. 6 00:00:09,825 --> 00:00:11,925 Would this have anything to do with Sarah 7 00:00:11,927 --> 00:00:13,627 - coming into town tomorrow? - That's interesting. 8 00:00:13,629 --> 00:00:15,996 So you're saying my happily engaged ex-wife visiting 9 00:00:15,998 --> 00:00:17,531 while my life is still in the toilet would make me 10 00:00:17,533 --> 00:00:19,099 start feeling bad about myself? 11 00:00:19,101 --> 00:00:20,434 No, that's very insightful, Darryl. 12 00:00:20,436 --> 00:00:21,735 I'm just here to help. 13 00:00:21,737 --> 00:00:24,038 Sometimes you think you've moved on, 14 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,672 but you actually haven't. 15 00:00:25,674 --> 00:00:28,442 Hey, Chuckles, who are you texting? 16 00:00:28,444 --> 00:00:30,277 Eleanor. [laughs] 17 00:00:30,279 --> 00:00:34,481 My Eleanor? I mean Eleanor that I know who I introduced you to? 18 00:00:34,483 --> 00:00:36,050 You'll be happy to know we're having a double date 19 00:00:36,052 --> 00:00:37,518 with her and Richard tomorrow night. 20 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,020 - Oh. - They used to call you Chokey? 21 00:00:40,022 --> 00:00:42,089 Oh, I'm loving every part of this now. 22 00:00:42,091 --> 00:00:44,958 And sometimes you're not ready to move on 23 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,127 until you give it one last try. 24 00:00:47,129 --> 00:00:50,664 ? There she goes ? 25 00:00:50,666 --> 00:00:55,235 ? There she goes again ? 26 00:00:55,237 --> 00:00:56,670 Okay, this is it. 27 00:00:56,672 --> 00:00:58,639 No more schemes, no more crazy plans. 28 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:00,040 I'm just gonna go up to Nori and ask her 29 00:01:00,042 --> 00:01:01,508 - to the Winter Formal. - Are you sure? 30 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:02,643 Because I have a pretty good scheme 31 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,344 - and a really great plan. - No. 32 00:01:04,346 --> 00:01:07,448 Every time I try to do something clever, it ends in disaster. 33 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:10,317 So I'm just gonna walk over there and do it. 34 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:11,351 Right now. 35 00:01:11,353 --> 00:01:13,487 [upbeat music] 36 00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:15,122 You're not walking. 37 00:01:15,124 --> 00:01:17,024 Are you sure? Because it feels like I'm walking. 38 00:01:17,026 --> 00:01:18,859 Yeah, no, you're just standing there. 39 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:22,062 Hey, Nori. Do you want to go to the Winter Formal with me? 40 00:01:22,064 --> 00:01:23,897 Um, okay. 41 00:01:23,899 --> 00:01:25,899 Sweet. 42 00:01:25,901 --> 00:01:27,234 Yes. 43 00:01:27,236 --> 00:01:28,569 Don't feel bad. 44 00:01:28,571 --> 00:01:31,405 That happened so fast, my plan never would have worked. 45 00:01:31,407 --> 00:01:34,641 Now, my scheme, that might've had a chance. 46 00:01:36,445 --> 00:01:39,379 [upbeat music] 47 00:01:39,381 --> 00:01:42,416 ? ? 48 00:01:42,418 --> 00:01:44,318 Daddy, daddy, when's the magician gonna be here? 49 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,186 - In a little while, sweetie. - Okay. 50 00:01:46,188 --> 00:01:48,188 - And when's the devil coming? - What's this now? 51 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:50,424 I head Grandma say something about the devil coming. 52 00:01:50,426 --> 00:01:52,726 - Happy birthday, sweetheart. - Mom! 53 00:01:52,728 --> 00:01:54,761 - Speak of her, and she appears. - Mom. 54 00:01:54,763 --> 00:01:56,130 Oh, come on. 55 00:01:56,132 --> 00:01:57,731 She cheated on you and ruined your marriage. 56 00:01:57,733 --> 00:01:59,867 Best behavior today, guys, please. 57 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:03,604 I'll try, but once Mr. Pinot Greej here is on empty, 58 00:02:03,606 --> 00:02:05,472 all bets are off. 59 00:02:05,474 --> 00:02:07,307 ? ? 60 00:02:07,309 --> 00:02:09,476 - Hi, Sarah. - Hey, Alex. 61 00:02:09,478 --> 00:02:11,345 - So where's Jeremy? - Oh, he couldn't make it. 62 00:02:11,347 --> 00:02:12,880 He had to work at the restaurant. 63 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:15,282 Oh, what a shame. 64 00:02:15,284 --> 00:02:17,351 Sorry, did that sound borderline sincere at all? 65 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:18,752 - Yeah, borderline. - [phone rings] 66 00:02:18,754 --> 00:02:21,622 - Hey. - Hold on. It's the magician. 67 00:02:21,624 --> 00:02:23,991 Hello, Incredible Harold. 68 00:02:23,993 --> 00:02:25,325 What? 69 00:02:25,327 --> 00:02:27,127 No. Seriously? 70 00:02:27,129 --> 00:02:29,029 No, you can't cancel right now. 71 00:02:29,031 --> 00:02:32,799 No, I can't give you a ride to your custody hearing. 72 00:02:32,801 --> 00:02:34,501 - The magician canceled. - What? 73 00:02:34,503 --> 00:02:35,702 He's not coming? 74 00:02:35,704 --> 00:02:37,371 Oh, that's okay, sweetheart. 75 00:02:37,373 --> 00:02:39,006 It's still gonna be a really fun party. 76 00:02:39,008 --> 00:02:40,174 No, you know what? 77 00:02:40,176 --> 00:02:42,709 My daughter wants a magician, she's gonna get a magician. 78 00:02:42,711 --> 00:02:45,078 Damn straight. I'm gonna grab my nine iron. 79 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,914 We're gonna go down to that courthouse 80 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,850 and strike the fear of God in Incredible Harold. 81 00:02:49,852 --> 00:02:52,186 Yeah, or we could just get another magician, Ron. 82 00:02:52,188 --> 00:02:54,588 - That works too. - Yeah. 83 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:56,790 So if you want to finish writing up the report, 84 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:58,192 I can finish the model. 85 00:02:58,194 --> 00:03:00,060 I have this idea to modify a fish tank pump 86 00:03:00,062 --> 00:03:02,162 so we can get Old Faithful to actually shoot water. 87 00:03:02,164 --> 00:03:04,565 We could even get together over the weekend to work on it. 88 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:08,302 Unless you're going to the Winter Formal. 89 00:03:08,304 --> 00:03:09,836 Are you going to the Winter Formal? 90 00:03:09,838 --> 00:03:12,206 Oh, no, no, I think dances are so stupid. 91 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:14,741 Yeah, totally. They're the worst. 92 00:03:15,544 --> 00:03:18,545 But if you went with the right person, 93 00:03:18,547 --> 00:03:20,113 I guess it could be 94 00:03:20,115 --> 00:03:22,249 kind of fun. [laughs] 95 00:03:22,251 --> 00:03:24,184 No, I don't really think so. 96 00:03:24,186 --> 00:03:27,187 Yeah, me neither. Dances are dumb. 97 00:03:27,189 --> 00:03:29,189 Anyway, I should probably go soon. 98 00:03:29,191 --> 00:03:31,258 I'll also have plenty of time to work on the project, 99 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:33,627 as I'm also not going to the dance. 100 00:03:33,629 --> 00:03:35,762 Since no one's asked me yet. 101 00:03:35,764 --> 00:03:38,065 ? ? 102 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:39,433 Okeydokey. 103 00:03:41,237 --> 00:03:43,704 To old friends, to new friends. 104 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,539 - Ah, yes. - [glasses clink] 105 00:03:45,541 --> 00:03:48,242 [lounge music playing] 106 00:03:48,244 --> 00:03:49,776 Oh, it's a shame we're not going to be able 107 00:03:49,778 --> 00:03:51,345 to get together like this more often. 108 00:03:51,347 --> 00:03:53,680 - Why's that? - I haven't told them yet. 109 00:03:53,682 --> 00:03:55,215 Told me what? What's going on? 110 00:03:55,217 --> 00:03:58,518 Well, Eleanor and I are moving to Montana. 111 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,854 - [guffaws] - Oh, that's great. 112 00:04:00,856 --> 00:04:03,457 Funny. Seriously, no, really, what's going on? 113 00:04:04,627 --> 00:04:06,727 We're leaving at the end of the month. 114 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:14,268 And now it's awkward. 115 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:18,305 [upbeat music] 116 00:04:18,307 --> 00:04:21,875 We are 20,000 feet over Fresno. 117 00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:23,977 And the right engine gave out 118 00:04:23,979 --> 00:04:26,380 and the left one's working harder than a streetwalker 119 00:04:26,382 --> 00:04:28,115 trying to put her kids through college. 120 00:04:28,117 --> 00:04:30,851 I try to keep the terror out of my voice 121 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:33,553 as I lie to 200 souls 122 00:04:33,555 --> 00:04:36,423 and tell them everything's gonna be just fine. 123 00:04:36,425 --> 00:04:37,824 - All right, Ron. - So I grab... 124 00:04:37,826 --> 00:04:39,526 Thanks for entertaining the kids, 125 00:04:39,528 --> 00:04:41,395 but I have an announcement about the magician. 126 00:04:41,397 --> 00:04:43,997 Is there a problem with the magician? 127 00:04:43,999 --> 00:04:46,767 Everything is gonna be just fine. 128 00:04:46,769 --> 00:04:49,436 There was a small issue with the original magician, 129 00:04:49,438 --> 00:04:52,172 but we found an even better one. 130 00:04:52,174 --> 00:04:55,409 Please welcome the Amazing Alex! 131 00:04:55,411 --> 00:04:57,844 - Hello, everyone! - [cheers and applause] 132 00:04:57,846 --> 00:05:01,481 Magical greetings and Hogwarts to all. 133 00:05:01,483 --> 00:05:04,017 Alex does magic? 134 00:05:04,019 --> 00:05:06,787 There's a lot you don't know about Alex. 135 00:05:06,789 --> 00:05:08,422 Hello, birthday girl. 136 00:05:08,424 --> 00:05:12,592 What? Oh, is that a quarter I see behind your ear? 137 00:05:12,594 --> 00:05:14,561 - [coins clatter] - Oh, boy. 138 00:05:14,563 --> 00:05:16,563 Sorry. That's, like... That's, like, $2.75 there. 139 00:05:16,565 --> 00:05:19,066 - You can just... - But no, he does not do magic. 140 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:22,269 Now, I am not a classically trained magician. 141 00:05:22,271 --> 00:05:25,939 But I did watch a ten-minute YouTube tutorial. 142 00:05:25,941 --> 00:05:27,841 And if that doesn't work, 143 00:05:27,843 --> 00:05:29,676 we shall break stuff. 144 00:05:29,678 --> 00:05:32,646 [all cheering] 145 00:05:36,709 --> 00:05:39,118 That cashier could not stop flirting with you. 146 00:05:39,142 --> 00:05:41,108 Thought she was gonna put her bra in the bag. 147 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:42,576 I get it all the time. 148 00:05:42,578 --> 00:05:46,046 Women just love a man in uniform. 149 00:05:46,048 --> 00:05:47,615 You're not jealous, are you? 150 00:05:47,617 --> 00:05:50,084 Please, I'm not the jealous type. 151 00:05:50,086 --> 00:05:52,153 Just don't forget who owns you. 152 00:05:52,155 --> 00:05:54,555 - Roger that. - Hmm. 153 00:05:55,491 --> 00:05:56,957 I know we should be happy that our parents 154 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:59,193 love each other, but they make it so difficult. 155 00:05:59,195 --> 00:06:01,195 Yes, they are certainly repulsive. 156 00:06:01,197 --> 00:06:03,764 But their nauseating display of affection is instructive. 157 00:06:03,766 --> 00:06:06,467 You learned how to kiss from watching your dad and my mom? 158 00:06:06,469 --> 00:06:09,036 No. I mean, I picked up a little here and there, 159 00:06:09,038 --> 00:06:10,471 but that's not what I'm talking about. 160 00:06:10,473 --> 00:06:12,473 Jealousy. That's how we're going to get Nori 161 00:06:12,475 --> 00:06:14,408 to like you once and for all. 162 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:16,610 Jealousy? Who does Nori have to be jealous of? 163 00:06:16,612 --> 00:06:17,978 Your lab partner, Julia. 164 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:19,880 When she was over, I heard you guys talking. 165 00:06:19,882 --> 00:06:22,016 She was trying to get you to ask her to the dance. 166 00:06:22,018 --> 00:06:23,129 She said dances were dumb. 167 00:06:23,186 --> 00:06:24,985 And your mom said she's not the jealous type. 168 00:06:24,987 --> 00:06:26,587 Women never say what they mean. 169 00:06:26,589 --> 00:06:28,556 Julia wants to go with you, and if you take her, 170 00:06:28,558 --> 00:06:30,157 it'll drive Nori crazy. 171 00:06:30,159 --> 00:06:32,193 You want me to use Julia to make Nori jealous? 172 00:06:32,195 --> 00:06:34,161 "Use" is such an ugly word. 173 00:06:34,163 --> 00:06:36,664 I prefer... 174 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:38,599 Actually, "use" is the right word. 175 00:06:38,601 --> 00:06:41,635 But the way you said it made it sound so mean. 176 00:06:41,637 --> 00:06:43,537 That was some quick thinking back there. 177 00:06:43,539 --> 00:06:45,840 - I'm pretty impressed. - Not bad, right? 178 00:06:45,842 --> 00:06:48,275 Can't believe it took me 11 tries to get that kid's card. 179 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:50,544 Yeah, pretty sure she handed you that one, though. 180 00:06:50,546 --> 00:06:52,746 Yeah, I think so too. 181 00:06:52,748 --> 00:06:55,082 You know, today was a lot of fun. 182 00:06:55,084 --> 00:06:56,784 Reminded me of better times. 183 00:06:56,786 --> 00:06:58,752 Like before you cheated and imploded our marriage? 184 00:06:58,754 --> 00:07:01,155 Wow. Sorry. [laughs uncomfortably] 185 00:07:01,157 --> 00:07:03,290 Guess I still had that one in the chamber. 186 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,992 It's okay. You don't have to apologize. 187 00:07:04,994 --> 00:07:06,861 I-I deserve that. 188 00:07:06,863 --> 00:07:09,296 Actually, I've been thinking, and I realized I never 189 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:11,732 apologized to you for everything I put you through. 190 00:07:11,734 --> 00:07:14,635 So I know it can't change anything, 191 00:07:14,637 --> 00:07:17,338 but I did want to say I am really, really sorry. 192 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:21,242 Oh, thank you. That's actually very nice. 193 00:07:21,244 --> 00:07:23,444 I guess being with Jeremy turned you into a softie. 194 00:07:23,446 --> 00:07:25,446 Well, he might disagree. 195 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:27,348 We... we broke up. 196 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:28,949 Why? 'Cause you banged another EMT? 197 00:07:28,951 --> 00:07:31,418 - Wow. - That's right there. 198 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:32,786 Sorry about that, 199 00:07:32,788 --> 00:07:33,921 and I'm sorry about you and Jeremy. 200 00:07:33,923 --> 00:07:35,522 - Oh. - What happened? 201 00:07:35,524 --> 00:07:39,293 Well, I realized that I had made a huge mistake 202 00:07:39,295 --> 00:07:41,128 and if I didn't try to correct it, 203 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:43,631 I would probably regret it for the rest of my life. 204 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,099 What are you saying? 205 00:07:45,101 --> 00:07:47,601 I'm saying I want us to get back together. 206 00:07:47,603 --> 00:07:50,137 [screaming] No! 207 00:07:53,609 --> 00:07:55,276 We ran out of ice cream. 208 00:07:55,278 --> 00:07:58,946 [chuckling] I'm not listening to your conversation. 209 00:08:00,783 --> 00:08:03,217 Mayday, Ron! Mayday! 210 00:08:03,219 --> 00:08:06,153 [upbeat music] 211 00:08:06,155 --> 00:08:09,023 Go ahead. She's all alone, so this is your big chance. 212 00:08:09,025 --> 00:08:10,758 Yep, I'm just gonna go up to Julia 213 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,660 and ask her to the Winter Formal. 214 00:08:12,662 --> 00:08:14,795 Hey, Julia, do you want to go to the Winter Formal with me? 215 00:08:14,797 --> 00:08:16,497 Sure, I'd love to. 216 00:08:16,499 --> 00:08:18,399 Cool. See ya. 217 00:08:18,401 --> 00:08:20,100 ? ? 218 00:08:20,102 --> 00:08:22,803 Yes. 219 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:25,606 Told you shouldn't have waited till after lunch. 220 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:28,776 So I had an interesting conversation with Sarah after the party. 221 00:08:28,778 --> 00:08:30,277 Turns out she's leaving her fianc� 222 00:08:30,279 --> 00:08:31,845 and wants to get back together with me. 223 00:08:31,847 --> 00:08:33,280 Really? [chuckles] 224 00:08:33,282 --> 00:08:37,051 And how did she take it when you laughed in her face and told her no chance? 225 00:08:37,053 --> 00:08:38,352 Oh, she took it so hard. 226 00:08:38,354 --> 00:08:40,921 Yeah, I crushed her. She was so crushed. 227 00:08:40,923 --> 00:08:42,523 Especially when I didn't crush her at all 228 00:08:42,525 --> 00:08:44,224 and I agreed to have dinner with her instead. 229 00:08:44,226 --> 00:08:47,528 No, no, I have talked way too much trash 230 00:08:47,530 --> 00:08:49,763 about that woman for you to get back with her. 231 00:08:49,765 --> 00:08:52,066 You know, I never told you this. 232 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:53,567 I made a voodoo doll, man. 233 00:08:53,569 --> 00:08:56,637 - Excuse me? - It wasn't on purpose. 234 00:08:56,639 --> 00:08:58,472 I was at one of those make-your-own-bear places 235 00:08:58,474 --> 00:09:00,074 with Jasmine. 236 00:09:00,076 --> 00:09:02,209 But it did kind of turn out to look like Sarah. 237 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:03,877 So I went with it. 238 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:06,046 Look, man, I'm not gonna get back together with Sarah, 239 00:09:06,048 --> 00:09:07,681 but it doesn't seem like a bad idea 240 00:09:07,683 --> 00:09:09,583 to have a better relationship with Abby's mom. 241 00:09:09,585 --> 00:09:12,953 Okay, well, while you're having dinner with her, 242 00:09:12,955 --> 00:09:15,789 make sure to ask her how her lower back's been feeling. 243 00:09:15,791 --> 00:09:18,092 I want to see if this thing has any juice. 244 00:09:18,094 --> 00:09:21,161 ? ? 245 00:09:21,163 --> 00:09:23,230 Well, thank you so much for dinner. 246 00:09:23,232 --> 00:09:25,966 And sorry to spring that on you. 247 00:09:25,968 --> 00:09:31,105 ? ? 248 00:09:31,107 --> 00:09:33,073 Unbelievable, Alex. 249 00:09:33,075 --> 00:09:34,908 What? You're mad at me? 250 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:38,512 Look, I was willing to tolerate you having a nostalgic crush on Eleanor, 251 00:09:38,514 --> 00:09:40,547 but this is clearly something more. 252 00:09:40,549 --> 00:09:41,782 Kelly, please, I'm... 253 00:09:41,784 --> 00:09:43,751 Don't lie to me or yourself, Alex. 254 00:09:43,753 --> 00:09:45,686 You are in love with Eleanor. 255 00:09:45,688 --> 00:09:47,087 No, I'm not. 256 00:09:47,089 --> 00:09:48,989 Yes, you are. 257 00:09:48,991 --> 00:09:52,693 So just admit it so we can move past this. 258 00:09:52,695 --> 00:09:54,194 I'm in love with Eleanor. 259 00:09:54,196 --> 00:09:55,362 Oh, my God, you were supposed to lie. 260 00:09:55,364 --> 00:09:56,463 Oh! 261 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,406 I told myself 262 00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:59,466 I would only do this as long as it's fun, 263 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,768 and it ain't fun anymore. 264 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:02,636 No, please, wait, Kelly. 265 00:10:02,638 --> 00:10:04,371 I'm sorry. 266 00:10:04,373 --> 00:10:06,206 You're right. 267 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:09,443 I've been in denial about how strong my feelings are for her. 268 00:10:09,445 --> 00:10:10,811 Good luck, Alex. 269 00:10:10,813 --> 00:10:12,813 I hope you get your girl one day. 270 00:10:12,815 --> 00:10:15,649 Don't think you will, but good luck. 271 00:10:15,651 --> 00:10:17,017 [groans] 272 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:20,254 [dejected music] 273 00:10:20,256 --> 00:10:22,156 ? Pump up the volume, pump up the volume ? 274 00:10:22,158 --> 00:10:24,291 ? Pump up the volume, dance, dance ? 275 00:10:24,293 --> 00:10:28,996 ? ? 276 00:10:28,998 --> 00:10:30,431 So should we dance? 277 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:32,266 Dancing's not really my thing. 278 00:10:32,268 --> 00:10:33,300 Yeah, me neither. 279 00:10:33,302 --> 00:10:36,303 ? ? 280 00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:38,639 So that geyser you designed, it's gonna be really cool. 281 00:10:38,641 --> 00:10:39,873 Where'd you get that idea? 282 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,475 Um, I don't know, probably 283 00:10:41,477 --> 00:10:44,078 from going to the Buckingham Fountain when I used to live in Chicago. 284 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,145 Oh, you're from Chicago? 285 00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:46,613 I'm from Milwaukee. Go, Bucks. 286 00:10:46,615 --> 00:10:48,982 Bucks? Dude, the Bucks suck. 287 00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:50,686 They destroyed your Bulls the other night. 288 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:51,735 That was a one-time fluke. 289 00:10:51,787 --> 00:10:53,069 That's happened twice in a row. 290 00:10:53,156 --> 00:10:54,988 Okay, but at least we can agree on one thing... 291 00:10:54,990 --> 00:10:57,357 Both: The Lakers are the worst. 292 00:10:57,359 --> 00:10:58,759 Yes. 293 00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:00,194 So what do you think of living out here? 294 00:11:00,196 --> 00:11:01,361 It's okay. 295 00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:03,030 But the winters are brutal. 296 00:11:03,032 --> 00:11:05,566 - I know. All the sunshine. - Everyone's all happy. 297 00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:07,801 They go to the beach on Christmas. It's sacrilegious. 298 00:11:07,803 --> 00:11:11,338 We're at the Winter Formal. It's 85 degrees out. 299 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:13,107 I miss the snow. 300 00:11:13,109 --> 00:11:14,508 Yeah, me too. 301 00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:16,810 ? ? 302 00:11:16,812 --> 00:11:18,412 Hey. 303 00:11:18,414 --> 00:11:19,880 Do you want to dance? 304 00:11:19,882 --> 00:11:20,981 Sure. 305 00:11:20,983 --> 00:11:27,888 ? ? 306 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:29,923 ? Pump up the volume, pump up the volume ? 307 00:11:29,925 --> 00:11:32,426 ? Pump up the volume, dance, dance ? 308 00:11:32,428 --> 00:11:34,361 [both laughing] 309 00:11:35,831 --> 00:11:37,531 This is fun. 310 00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:39,867 Yeah, I know. 311 00:11:39,869 --> 00:11:41,802 What's wrong? 312 00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:44,037 I was just hoping not to have a good time 313 00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:45,539 so it'd be easier to tell you that I don't think 314 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:47,841 we should even think about getting back together. 315 00:11:47,843 --> 00:11:52,846 But here we are, and you're being so charming and... 316 00:11:52,848 --> 00:11:55,082 I think I smell some kind of new perfume? 317 00:11:55,084 --> 00:11:57,851 Oh, it's called Apple Blossom. 318 00:11:57,853 --> 00:11:59,386 Yeah, well, it really interacts 319 00:11:59,388 --> 00:12:02,389 with your body chemistry in a pleasing manner. 320 00:12:02,391 --> 00:12:05,826 Listen, Alex, I think it's okay if you have a good time. 321 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:08,662 You know, we don't even have to decide anything tonight. 322 00:12:08,664 --> 00:12:10,631 I think we should just have fun. 323 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:12,099 We fought so much before, 324 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,168 I forgot how nice it is when it's like this. 325 00:12:14,170 --> 00:12:16,670 Yeah, I forgot too. 326 00:12:16,672 --> 00:12:19,039 Gosh, you smell so good. 327 00:12:20,576 --> 00:12:23,410 You smell good too. 328 00:12:23,412 --> 00:12:25,245 It's, uh... 329 00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:28,248 prescription talcum powder. 330 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:31,185 [bright music] 331 00:12:31,187 --> 00:12:33,554 ? ? 332 00:12:33,556 --> 00:12:35,822 The over-the-counter stuff wasn't keeping me dry. 333 00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:37,658 You never did know when to stop talking. 334 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:39,326 ? ? 335 00:12:39,328 --> 00:12:41,361 [giggling] 336 00:12:41,363 --> 00:12:43,597 Mm. Here, I'll get us a couple of refills. 337 00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:45,832 Oh. [clears throat] 338 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,134 Dude, how's it going? 339 00:12:47,136 --> 00:12:49,036 - Really good, actually. - Looks like it. 340 00:12:49,038 --> 00:12:50,837 You're being so smooth, I can't even tell 341 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,739 you're only with Julia to make Nori jealous. 342 00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:54,608 I got to be honest, I completely forgot 343 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:56,543 - about the jealousy plan. - Scheme. 344 00:12:56,545 --> 00:12:58,045 Harebrained scheme. 345 00:12:58,047 --> 00:13:00,547 Julia is awesome. We have so much in common. 346 00:13:00,549 --> 00:13:03,217 That's great; that'll make this whole thing look more natural. 347 00:13:03,219 --> 00:13:05,285 That's what I'm saying. It is natural. 348 00:13:05,287 --> 00:13:06,820 I think I may be starting to like her. 349 00:13:06,822 --> 00:13:08,355 [The La's "There She Goes"] 350 00:13:08,357 --> 00:13:12,326 ? There she goes ? 351 00:13:12,328 --> 00:13:15,996 ? There she goes again ? 352 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:18,498 ? Racing through my... ? 353 00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:22,002 So you were just using me to make another girl jealous? 354 00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:23,670 I thought you weren't a jerk, 355 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,739 but I was obviously wrong. 356 00:13:25,741 --> 00:13:27,107 [cup clatters on floor] 357 00:13:27,109 --> 00:13:30,043 [sad music] 358 00:13:30,045 --> 00:13:32,579 ? ? 359 00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:36,216 One day, we're gonna look back on all this and laugh. 360 00:13:36,218 --> 00:13:39,519 Or not. It will definitely be one or the other. 361 00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:46,287 Okay, well, I should get to work. 362 00:13:46,289 --> 00:13:48,823 [upbeat music] 363 00:13:48,825 --> 00:13:51,392 - Okay, I'm at work. - [chuckles] 364 00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:53,494 Look, I know it's weird that we're living in a garage, 365 00:13:53,496 --> 00:13:55,663 but I think I found a house to rent. 366 00:13:55,665 --> 00:13:56,965 It's a little pricey for me, 367 00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,566 but it's a really nice place for Abby. 368 00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:00,602 Speaking of Abby, I think I should probably go 369 00:14:00,604 --> 00:14:02,604 before she gets back from her sleepover. 370 00:14:02,606 --> 00:14:04,839 I don't want things to be confusing for her. 371 00:14:04,841 --> 00:14:07,542 Yeah, definitely don't want things to be confusing for her. 372 00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:09,410 [both chuckle] 373 00:14:09,412 --> 00:14:12,113 So how are you feeling about all this? 374 00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:14,682 Good, bad, totally freaked out? 375 00:14:14,684 --> 00:14:16,217 [sighs] 376 00:14:16,219 --> 00:14:17,619 I don't know. 377 00:14:17,621 --> 00:14:19,754 I mean, last night was really great, right? 378 00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:21,222 But I don't want to rush into anything, 379 00:14:21,224 --> 00:14:22,624 because the whole thing terrifies me. 380 00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:23,658 I totally get it. 381 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,126 But it also excites me. 382 00:14:25,128 --> 00:14:26,794 I mean, the idea of you, me, and Abby 383 00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:28,730 having a life together again sounds amazing. 384 00:14:28,732 --> 00:14:30,665 So... 385 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:31,933 are we really gonna do this? 386 00:14:31,935 --> 00:14:33,668 Are we gonna give it another shot? 387 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:36,704 [car approaching] 388 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,542 Jeremy, what are you doing here? 389 00:14:41,544 --> 00:14:44,545 I came because I'm not ready to give up on us. 390 00:14:44,547 --> 00:14:45,747 I want you back. 391 00:14:45,749 --> 00:14:51,552 ? ? 392 00:14:51,554 --> 00:14:53,755 - I'm sorry about Kelly. - Mm. 393 00:14:53,757 --> 00:14:55,690 And what are you gonna do about Eleanor? 394 00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:56,958 Nothing I can do. 395 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,894 You owe it to yourself and Eleanor 396 00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:01,596 and this long, weird crush you guys have 397 00:15:01,598 --> 00:15:03,297 to tell her exactly how you feel. 398 00:15:03,299 --> 00:15:06,367 Why? I did that already. She'll just reject me again. 399 00:15:06,369 --> 00:15:07,769 She might. 400 00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:10,171 But at least you'll know once and for all. 401 00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:12,340 You can't afford to wait and hope 402 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:16,210 you'll run into each other again in 50 years. 403 00:15:16,212 --> 00:15:18,746 Because you'll both be dead. 404 00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:21,182 You were so close to nailing this pep talk thing. 405 00:15:21,184 --> 00:15:22,383 I was, wasn't I? 406 00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:23,951 [both chuckle] 407 00:15:25,488 --> 00:15:27,088 [exhales deeply] 408 00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:31,359 Julia, I... 409 00:15:32,295 --> 00:15:34,896 Hey, is everything okay with you and Julia? 410 00:15:34,898 --> 00:15:37,598 No, not really. [sighs] 411 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,034 I don't know what happens to me these dances. 412 00:15:40,036 --> 00:15:43,971 Yeah, for everyone's safety, you should probably skip Spring Fling. 413 00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:46,007 You know, I really thought there might be something there, 414 00:15:46,009 --> 00:15:47,709 and I blew it forever. 415 00:15:47,711 --> 00:15:49,510 Trust me. You didn't. 416 00:15:49,512 --> 00:15:51,879 Sometimes these things take time. 417 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:54,115 If you like her, don't give up. 418 00:15:54,117 --> 00:16:01,122 ? ? 419 00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:04,692 Huh. No slo-mo. 420 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:07,361 ? ? 421 00:16:07,363 --> 00:16:09,397 I'm sorry, Jeremy. It's over. 422 00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:10,698 Sarah, please. 423 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,866 Just think about it. 424 00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:13,735 There's nothing to think about. 425 00:16:13,737 --> 00:16:15,236 The problems in our relationship aren't gonna 426 00:16:15,238 --> 00:16:17,972 just magically go away because we want them to. 427 00:16:17,974 --> 00:16:20,408 The fact is, we don't work as a couple. 428 00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:22,710 We need to move forward, and us getting back together 429 00:16:22,712 --> 00:16:24,746 is a major step back for both of us. 430 00:16:24,748 --> 00:16:30,218 Also, just in total honesty because you deserve to know, 431 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:33,621 Alex and I are talking about giving things another shot. 432 00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:35,957 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen. 433 00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:37,458 What? 434 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,393 Literally everything you just said to Jeremy 435 00:16:39,395 --> 00:16:41,929 applies to us as well. 436 00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:43,464 Our relationship problems aren't gonna magically 437 00:16:43,466 --> 00:16:45,366 go away just because we want them to. 438 00:16:45,368 --> 00:16:46,968 - They might. - Same with ours. 439 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:49,403 Don't be ridiculous, Jeremy. 440 00:16:49,405 --> 00:16:51,539 You want him to move forward, not backward, 441 00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:53,374 and I think we need that too. 442 00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:55,543 Okay, I feel like you're using my own words against me, 443 00:16:55,545 --> 00:16:57,645 which is something that you did a lot during our marriage. 444 00:16:57,647 --> 00:16:58,980 See? 445 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,916 Oh, my God. Maybe you're right. 446 00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:03,818 I am totally fine moving backwards, by the way. 447 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,052 Get out of here, Jeremy. 448 00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:07,255 Why are you still here, Jeremy? 449 00:17:07,257 --> 00:17:08,723 I don't know. 450 00:17:10,727 --> 00:17:13,261 I guess I just... I got so caught up in all the fun 451 00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:14,796 we were having the past couple days, 452 00:17:14,798 --> 00:17:16,898 I forgot to think about things objectively. 453 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,866 I was having fun too. 454 00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:20,768 I just think we both know deep down 455 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,104 that we're not meant to be together. 456 00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:24,806 I know. You're right. 457 00:17:24,808 --> 00:17:26,174 And while I would like to have a better relationship 458 00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:27,642 for Abby's sake, I... 459 00:17:27,644 --> 00:17:29,477 just don't see anything romantic in the cards. 460 00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:30,912 Okay, I already said that you're right. 461 00:17:30,914 --> 00:17:32,429 I don't know why you have to, like, repeat things 462 00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:35,283 over and over again, like, into the ground. 463 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:37,518 This is one of those things like from before. 464 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,953 Yep, there you go. 465 00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:41,289 - [laughs] - Yeah. 466 00:17:46,781 --> 00:17:48,891 The best part of moving on 467 00:17:49,086 --> 00:17:51,486 is that it opens you up to new adventures. 468 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,090 Julia, I want to apologize. 469 00:17:55,092 --> 00:17:57,659 Did you get the geyser to shoot water like you promised? 470 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,561 - Actually, no. - Of course you didn't. 471 00:17:59,563 --> 00:18:01,496 So why should I believe anything you say? 472 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,866 Look, I know my words don't mean a lot to you right now, so... 473 00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,067 I made you something. 474 00:18:06,069 --> 00:18:07,502 What are you talking about? 475 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,672 I present to you Winter in LA. 476 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,140 Justin? 477 00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:15,243 [instrumental of "Deck the Halls" playing] 478 00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:20,682 ? ? 479 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,250 [people gasping] 480 00:18:22,252 --> 00:18:25,287 ? ? 481 00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:27,556 I'm really sorry for what I did. 482 00:18:27,558 --> 00:18:29,357 And I hope you'll be able to forgive me. 483 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,092 ? ? 484 00:18:31,094 --> 00:18:32,594 I really like you. 485 00:18:32,596 --> 00:18:39,901 ? ? 486 00:18:41,238 --> 00:18:43,538 But sometimes you need to reconnect with the past 487 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,007 before you can really move forward. 488 00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:48,043 - [sighs] - Alex. 489 00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,878 Eleanor, just hear me out. 490 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,880 If you're gonna try to stop me from going to Montana, then... 491 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,182 No. That's not why I'm here. 492 00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:57,152 I had this whole prepared speech 493 00:18:57,154 --> 00:18:59,788 to deliver about how much I love you. 494 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:03,692 Then I realized, you know, "She knows all that stuff already". 495 00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:07,562 So what I have to say now is this. 496 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,731 I want you to be happy. 497 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,733 And if going to Montana with Richard 498 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,435 makes you happy, 499 00:19:13,437 --> 00:19:16,538 then that's what I want you to do. 500 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:20,408 Well... thank you. 501 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:24,813 So I guess this is, um, good-bye. 502 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,648 No, I'll see you around before I leave. I'm not... 503 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:28,450 No, I tell you selfishly, I think it'll be easier for me 504 00:19:28,452 --> 00:19:31,720 if I just stay away from Corky's until after you go. 505 00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,293 Oh, okay, okay. 506 00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:41,129 All right, well, then good-bye, Alex. 507 00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:44,265 Good-bye, Nori. 508 00:19:48,639 --> 00:19:50,372 [Flaming Lips' "Do You Realize?"] 509 00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:52,173 Good-bye, Alex? 510 00:19:52,175 --> 00:19:55,176 ? ? 511 00:19:55,178 --> 00:19:59,714 ? ? 512 00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:04,052 ? Do you realize ? 513 00:20:04,054 --> 00:20:07,122 ? ? 514 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:10,492 ? That you have ? 515 00:20:10,494 --> 00:20:13,795 ? The most beautiful... ? 516 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,897 But the best way to move on 517 00:20:15,899 --> 00:20:18,800 is to bring the people you love along for the ride. 518 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,369 ? ? 519 00:20:21,371 --> 00:20:23,705 - You ready to go? - What's our new house like? 520 00:20:23,707 --> 00:20:25,040 Ah, you're gonna love it. It's amazing. 521 00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:26,302 You're gonna have your own room. 522 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,048 Well, you have to share it with a monster 523 00:20:28,112 --> 00:20:29,944 who lives under the bed, but if you get good grades, 524 00:20:29,946 --> 00:20:30,979 he'll probably leave you alone. 525 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,814 - Daddy. - [both laugh] 526 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,215 There's even enough room out back for a swing set. 527 00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:35,550 Yay! 528 00:20:35,552 --> 00:20:38,019 ? ? 529 00:20:38,021 --> 00:20:39,721 Yay. 530 00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:42,957 ? That happiness ? 531 00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,393 ? Makes you cry ? 532 00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:47,529 ? ? 533 00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:49,464 - ? Do you realize ? - You ready? 534 00:20:49,466 --> 00:20:51,766 - Yes, I'm super excited. - Let's go. 535 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,667 00:20:58,267 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0